I want to thank my parents for somehow raising me to have confidence that is disproportionate with my looks and abilities.

Don't waste your energy trying to educate or change opinions... Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

And I can see Russia from my house.

In most cases being a good boss means hiring talented people and then getting out of their way.

Most of the time you're too busy to think about it. But every now and then you say, 'I work at 'Saturday Night Live,' and that is so cool.

I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, 'I'll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.'

Tracy: Stop eating people's old french fries, little pigeon. Have some self-respect. Don't you know you can fly?

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

You go through big chunks of time where you're just thinking, 'this is impossible - oh,this is impossible'. And then you just keep going and keep going, and you sort of do the impossible.

I had my hair in a ponytail and looked my trademark exhausted.

Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles.

When the war's over, I'll be kind.

What men and women need is encouragement. ... Instead of always harping on a man's faults tell him of his virtues. Try to pull him out of his rut of bad habits.

You need better relationships between the communities and the police, because in some cases, it's not good.

No one's gonna give a damn in July if you lost a game in March.

Sabbath is that uncluttered time and space in which we can distance ourselves from our own activities enough to see what God is doing.

Moralistic is not moral. And as for truth - well, it's like brown - it's not in the spectrum. Truth is so generic.

Better is the wrong with sincerity, rather than the right with falsehood.

What do women want? Shoes.

I threw so hard I thought my arm would fly right off my body.

You will not be satisfied unless you are contributing something to or for the benefit of others.