I want you [Sarah Palin] to know you have my support. But please look into protection for your family. An attempt on you could bring the republic down.

You know, we all have our inner demons. I, for one - I can't speak for you, but I'm on the verge of moral collapse at any time. It can happen by the end of the show.

What we don't have a right to is healthcare, housing, or handouts. We don't have those rights.

Girl, you better check yourself before you wreck yourself!

Good for you, you have a heart, you can be a liberal. Now, couple your heart with your brain, and you can be a conservative.

Sometimes the hardest part of the journey is believing you're worthy of the trip.

The shadows are only the darkest when the light is at its brightest.

The moment you stop worrying about success is when success will happen.

Whoever thought a tiny candy bar should be called fun size was a moron.

If you have a priest that is pushing social justice, go find another parish. Go alert your bishop.

All men are created equal. It is what you do from there that makes the difference. We are all free agents in life. We make our own decisions. We control our own destiny.

I have made so many mistakes but I have learned a lot and I'm confident to say - he who never made a mistake never made any discovery

We want our marriage to be a triumph, not a tragedy.

By words the mind is winged.

Is it you and I who are crazy, or is it everybody else?

Theology being the work of males, original sin was traced to the female.

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval. The dark background which death supplies brings out the tender colours of life in all their purity.

Beauty is not just physical. It's about what you stand for, how you live your life.

Hell is for other people.

Everybody wants peace. That's a truism. There is no point in accomplishing through war what you can accomplish through peace.

Human problems are complex. If something isn't complex it doesn't qualify as problematic. Very simple bad things are not worth troubling ourselves about.