I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.

Defy reason.

Some of the most passionately erotic poets have been the most self-contained in their daily lives.

Me, feeling. What a concept.

What makes the perfect kiss? Closing your eyes when you kiss is important. Or lifting up the leg, but that's more of a girl thing, I'm manly. Passion is good! She brings out the best in me. (Selena)

Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the secret of great creative people.

Americans want to have what members of Congress have: guaranteed health coverage.

When you are free from self-doubt, you fail better. You accept criticism and listen.

After being compared to Jay Leno for so long, you don't think of yourself in that way.

For all you know, the way I act could very well be an act. Or maybe it isn't. I could be the most dangerous, most vicious one of the bunch, because no one takes me seriously!

Life is fits and starts, mostly fits.