I wanted to be an up-to-date king. But I didn't have much time.

When you're bored with yourself, marry and be bored with someone else.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility and to discharge my duties as King as I would wish to do without the help and support of the woman I love.

I have found it impossible to carry the heavy burden of responsibility.

The thing that impresses me most about America is the way parents obey their children.

When you are too old to play golf, you had better die.

I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today.

I've never seen anyone as beautiful as you, sweetheart. All supple and voluptuous, a mountain of curves I can't wait to climb.

I am an atheist. I don't believe in Zeus.

Irritation is a great source of energy and creativity.

I prefer being totally sober myself.

At the end of the spectrum when you get to that 12th step, when you have that spiritual awakening we make ourselves available to help other people.

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.

The bar exam's a mother. I mean, for me it was. I failed it the first two times, but I guess it's like losing your virginity, third time's the charm.

Children drown, beautiful women are mangled in automobile accidents, cruise ships founder, and men die lingering deaths in mines and submarines, but you will find none of this in my accounts.

Music is everybody's possession.

I'm a huge fan of science fiction and fantasy - not so much horror because I get a bit scared.