I wanted to be cute. That's the terrible thing. I should have had more sense.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Your time to shine is definitely coming, but you must not allow your past failures and disappointments to steal it from you.

He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction

But just like I've always said when people complain about tee times, 'I just want a tee time. Just give me one so I can play.

Dhoni has the respect of all other playing. nations. I've found him to be a really strong. leader

It's a really weird feeling when you write something and you really know it and then you watch actors come in and do it.

Most men only commit great crimes because of their scruples about petty ones.

I don't like guys my age because they are normally either married or divorced and grumpy, fat and balding.

The only compensation which war offers for its manifold mischiefs, is in the great personal qualities to which it gives scope and occasion.

80% of the mistakes you will make in information architecture can be caught if you bring in a great usability expert from the beginning.

Creativity is so delicate a flower that praise tends to make it bloom, while discouragement often nips it in the bud.