I wanted to become me, totally me. The more me, the better. I instinctively knew this and I was right.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor.

We are all brothers, and yet I live by receiving a salary for arraigning, judging and punishing a thief or a prostitute, whose existence is conditioned by the whole consumption of my life.

Essentially, almost all humans are born with a fear of the unknown. It casts a pall of anxiety which pushes us into the arms of religions and soothsayers and their made-up answers.

There's more to this world than just people, you know.

Optimism is denial for chumps with no life experience". "What's pessimism?" I said. "Religion without God.

I had been making a lot of family oriented movies, which I also like. But I still have a passion for the midnight audience and for midnight movies.

[Donald Trump] faces a lot of problems.Why go there?

The type of game I play, I'm going to pick injuries and suspensions, unfortunately.

You need someone that behaves like James Bond more than you need someone that is an expert in some particular domain.

CEOs must embrace the role of serving as the public face of the company to their customer community and the marketplace at large.

Suffering dispels the illusion that we have the strength and competence to rule our own lives and save ourselves.