I wanted to cry, but the tears did not come.

Sometimes, Miss Jarmond, it's not easy to bring back the past. There are unpleasant surprises. The truth is harder than ignorance

Inch by inch it's all a cinch, by the yard it's hard. Go for it -- no matter how slow or long the process seems at first.

I believe in the 'Wal-Mart' school of business. The less people pay, the more they enjoy it.

If you take "Cheers" and "Seinfeld" and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward. It took a while for the writers and everything to gel.

An Ice Age is coming and I welcome it as much-needed changing. I see no solution to our ruination of earth except for a drastic reduction of the human population.

I have every confidence in the ultimate success of our joint cause; but success in modern war requires something more than courage and a willingness to die: it requires careful preparation.

Above all, be suspicious of your fatherland. Nobody is more inclined to become a murderer than a fatherland.

Any pitcher who might throw at me should know I'm not giving up my day job or trying to get anyone else's job. I just can't think of anything cooler than being one of the boys of summer!

Men in plural […] can experience meaningfulness only because they can talk with and make sense to each other and themselves.

I wish I could paint that picture. As a 20-year-old kid, that was a big thrill.

Complainers detest each other.