I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God, angels, plants... and horseshit.

The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.

The heart is, truly, the source of love. The proof is that if you remove it from someone, they will almost certainly never love again.

When you've got it, flaunt it.

Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.

Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler

I wanted to say something about the universe. There's God angels plants... and horseshit.

No one is actually dead until the ripples they cause in the world die away...

Oh, you cherry petals, On this calm and balmy day, Why are you so restless, So keen to fly away? / ひさかたの 光のどけき 春の日に しづ心なく 花の散るらむ

I am deeply saddened by the death of my dear friend, Dudley Moore.

There's nothing more important in making movies than the screenplay.

There's going to be highs and there's going to be lows, try to keep your emotions out of it a little bit.

I was seven years old when I learnt the back somi on beam.

You are either in this world or the other worlds, and it all depends on how much you are in your own ego.

The words of genius have a wider meaning than the thought that prompted them.

There is a fundamental difference, however, between asking to be permitted to keep a vegetative relative on costly machinery, and asking the taxpayers or society as a whole to pay for such machinery.

If we can put together a Mexican businessman and a U.S. businessman, they will find a way to do more business.