I wanted to say something brilliant. My God, Holmes, how did you know the zombie was hiding in the flower pot? But I couldn't lie.

There are wounds that never show on the body that are deeper and more hurtful than anything that bleeds.

I love animals, always have, and it seemed natural to help the ASPCA. Animals have no voice of their own, so we have to be that voice

I am not a morning person.

I always treated writing as a profession, never as a hobby. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will.

Remember your personal demons should be afraid of you, because you are their home, their food, and as you heal, their executioner.

You'd think a sociopath assassin wouldn't have a fan following but he does

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

My writing style is very sensual, as in sensory detail

The best lies are always at least partially true.

I felt like an integral part of my being had just been ripped out of me, only to have it replaced with something that did not belong.

Let those that merely talk and never think, That live in the wild anarchy of drink

The information is in the people, not in your head.

Trust ivrybody-but cut th' cards.

You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

Any fool can destroy trees, they cannot run away.

Harry [Styles] is like a younger brother. We do exercises together then he asks me to prepare a sandwich for the effort.

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

Anybody who is born in Santa Rosa must turn out to be either an artist or a poet, for the spirit of the hills gets into your blood out there.

When they tell you that you have cancer, you panic.