I wanted to see if you could put a prototype radio station on the Internet so you wouldnt have to invest $50 million or $100 million or $150 million to buy a transmitter and a frequency.

There's a difference... between the kind of woman you would bang and the kind of woman you would marry.

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.

When I saw houses in Palmdale going for $500K, I knew something was wrong. If you got foreclosed, I don't feel sorry for you!

There's some benefit to being happy in your life. Of looking around and saying, 'This is mine.

Are men shallow? Should we be looking for inner beauty? Ha, ha.

I don't just preach; I put my money where my mouth is!

When Maimonides says that the Messiah will come but that 'he may tarry, ' we see the origin of every Jewish shrug from Spinoza to Woody Allen.

When I was younger, my family would go camping and fishing on our ranches. My dad loves being around all kinds of animals. He's the one who got me to be a really big animal lover.

Some people advise you what to do and some people forbid what not to do, but the genuine people just ask you if they can do anything for you.

Sometimes I don't feel like a functioning adult

In the past I've had a bad injury, and then struggled when I've got back because I've been unfit.

Mathematics is less related to accounting than it is to philosophy.

Just once I’d like to meet a fella who isn’t a phony. Somebody who doesn’t wanna buy me a fur so he can show me off to his boys.

Few people are modest enough to be estimated at their true worth.

As a matter of fact I had a terribly traumatic childhood. But afterward I sort of reraised myself.

Dark clouds become heaven's flowers when kissed by light.