I was a bleeding-heart liberal, until I got a job.

There is no such thing as a failure who keeps trying.

I need a prison in order to dream of being free.

Coasting to the bottom is the only disgrace.

I think comedy is the hardest art form there is.

I've done many things that I thought I would never dare to do because they were sins. But I didn't realize then that the consequence of sin is that you have to trample on other people.

By physical liberty I mean the right to do anything which does not interfere with the happiness of another. By intellectual liberty I mean the right to think wrong.

Naivete in grownups is often charming

Faith and prayer are the vitamins of the soul man cannot live in health without them.

Beautify your breath - beautify your life.

I quit flying years ago. I don't want to die with tourists.

Whiskers of the cat, Webbed toes on my swimming dog; God is in the details.

I took the unprecedented step of asking that the State Department make all my work-related emails public for everyone to see.

I generally play strong people and scary people.

The whole hope of human progress is suspended on the ever-growing influence of the Bible.