I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.

I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army was one of mean ole sergeants and jeeps which jump over mountains.

Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.

I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.

Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.

If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.

When we realize finally that we aren't God's given children, we'll understand satire. Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.

'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.

Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.

We’ve spent centuries moving them away from that word virtue and especially The Virtues and that’s precisely how we did it —by making it lower case.

For a team to accomplish their goal, everybody’s got to give up a little bit of their individuality.

I place trust in God, my creator, in all things; I love Him with all my heart.

My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so that I wouldn't have to pay the extra fifty cents that the adults had to pay.

I have a very rich and wonderful personal life, and at its core are my sons.

I love the big scale and immediate impact of posters. They're my favourite things to design.

Why party like it is 1999 when you can party like it is your birthday?

The big secret in life is there is no secret. Whatever your goal. You can get there if you're willing to work.

It is strange how long we rebel against a platitude until suddenly in a different lingo it looms up again as the only verity.

Playing baseball was my dream, and no amount of money could sway my opinion.