I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

To recognize that the greatest error is not to have tried and failed, but that in trying, we did not give it our best effort

In modern times an idea can be refuted, yes, but not retracted

Ah, Lord Jesus! I never knew Your love till I understood the meaning of Your death.

If you think that you are where you are just because you worked hard, it is easy to become self-righteous and make classist moral judgments about others.

Once your reputation's done/ You can live a life of fun

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

Normally when you're promoting something a lot, sometimes you get tired.

It became a habit of mine never to leave the house without a pencil in my pocket.

It's like a cockroach working up a plan to defeat the shoe on its way down to crush it.

I think I've inherited a kind ofwillfulness, a kind of quiet willfulness that I'll just hang in there with something until it happens.