I was a geek in high school.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

I like to challenge myself. I like to learn - so I like to try new things and try to keep growing.

If there's something I want, I go for it. I just think about how I'm going to go for it.

Being generous or doing things for others actually makes me feel good so I don't do it because I hope karma will come round and get me and I'll benefit from it.

It's really important to me not to be known as Ross when I'm 60.

There are days when I think: what if I just checked out? What if I grew a beard and went off to live somewhere remote? I have often wondered about the freedom that would bring.

At this age - I'm 44 - I think life's too short. I want it to mean something to me, if I'm going to spend that much time doing it.

I find America falling in love with a TV show flattering and interesting, but at the same time a little sad.

You're only as good as the sum of your parts, and one person can't be a team.

I spend half my time just living my life, and the other half analyzing it.

It's love. But it's a different kind, ""Doesn't make it any less love, though.

Mourn with those are sorrowful.

Young people think they never can change, but they do in the most wonderful manner, and very few die of broken hearts.

I never wanted to do observational humor because I never wanted to tell people what they were seeing.

Two truths cannot contradict one another.

I wouldn't trust a man and woman who never had their fights.

In the worst of times the best among us never lose their moral compass, and that is how they emerge relatively unscathed.

You want the book to be special, and they are not always going to be special, but at least you want that to be the ambition. So the only way that happens is if you are not pressing to write a book.

Life and the Universe show spontaneity;Down with ridiculous notions of Deity!Churches and creeds are lost in the mists;Truth must be sought with the Positivists.

To be a friend takes time, and time is what nobody has. Therefore, real friends are rare.