I was a huge fan of comedy when I was a child.

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

Your gift will unlock doors that you prayed for God to open.

It is no mystery why nice people are well-liked and get along harmoniously with others. Being nice makes people feel emotionally safe, allowing for more authentic, trusting, and happy interactions.

Heaven is endless longing, accompanied with an endless fruition-a longing which is blessedness, a longing which is life.

Growing up, you look at guys like Jeff Thomson as heroes, so going past him is pretty special.

But faithfulness can feed on suffering, And knows no disappointment.

Learn from your mistakes, trying to figure out what the best way to go forward is.

I am so mean I've handcuffed lightnin' and thrown thunder in jail.

Its a very wonderful yet difficult thing to be given a lot of really good opportunities and the world is at your fingertips.