I was a pizza delivery man. I worked at a gas station. I worked a lot of jobs, man. A lot of jobs.

It's great to be named the best at something . . . even if it's sucking.

To fully embark on the whole Phish experience, it's all about going to the city they built beforehand, with the fans and tent city or whatever it's called.

I think a lot guys get laid pretending to be Shaggy 2 Dope because without his paint he's a lot more unrecognizable. He's not a gimpy gorilla like me.

If I was a supervillain then I guess I'd want what all supervillains want, which is world domination. I wouldn't want anything less than all the other supervillains.

My most favorite entrance music of all time... it's that, "You're my obsession, you're my obsession" song [Animotion's "Obsession"].

I still think that's successful, to make 50 bucks a day with your own music.

I was a caddy. I also worked as a bouncer, selling Christmas trees at Frank's Nursery and before that, selling what they normally sell.

You don't have to get high or need drugs to experience the Juggalo freshness. But you do need to get high to experience the whole Phish freshness.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I collect wrestling figures from overseas, like Japanese wrestling figures and Mexican wrestling figures.

Be bold. Be not fearful. Take actions. Action is real. Results requires interpretation and depends on perception.

Reality is but several levels of consciousness that can be accepted or dismissed depending on what one perceives.

Be responsible. Your abilities ensure that you respond to the responsibilities that you encounter daily.

I believe that the soul consists of its sufferings. For the soul that cures its own sufferings dies.

The emergencies you train for almost never happen. It's the one you can't train for that kills you.

So much of creativity is the feeling that you're either getting a gift from some other dimension or some other part of yourself.

Just because things get a little dingy at the subatomic level doesn't mean all bets are off.

The real work is in the Heart: Wake up your Heart! Because when the heart is completely awake, Then it needs no Friend.

A man must ride alternately on the horses of his private and his public nature.

In an evolutionary perspective, the rational mind takes a certain distance and no further, & we must be able to transcend it.