I was a sinner. I knew that without a doubt. But I was not alone. And the night was the accomplice of us all.

We know dates and times and locations and participants but accounts of what happened depend upon the perspective from which the event is viewed.

We fall on our knees in awe of God’s greatness.

You won't stress over it unless you care.

Especially when it comes to animals used for food, humanity’s reasoning power and concern about fairness plummets.

The most ominous of fallacies: the belief that things can be kept static by inaction.

If you have a particular faith or religion, that is good. But you can survive without it.

I think I'm equally as abusive as the editors normally are for the "Letters and Tomatoes" column, which is the fan mail part of MAD Magazine and an ongoing feature.

Our greatest priority as Christian parents is to gradually transfer our children's dependence away from us until it rests solely on God.

Yes, I am a narcissist. The best, too.

Whatever character you play, remember they are always doing something they are not just talking.