I was a stand-up comedian for 10 years, if you can believe it. And I gave it up at age 22.

I really enjoy doing films, but I also love television. I certainly would not be against doing some regular television work and being on a show that runs several years.

I did stand-up for a good number of years while I was still living in New York, and those people primarily knew me as 'the kid stand-up.'

I'm not a tall man. I'm just a hair under 5'5.

I was 11 or 12 years old when I first saw 'Reservoir Dogs.' I remember after I saw that film, I kept renting it from the video store because I wanted all of my friends to see it.

Rules are made to be broken." - Jared

We are all made from star dust and we will all return to star dust, like a cosmic palindrome.

It is time to put more cops on the beat and remove our most violent repeat offenders from our neighborhood streets.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

He that cannot paint must grind the colors.

In the 17th and 18th centuries there was a kind of Protestantism that said, "If you could only get rid of the Bishop, then you'd be a true Christian".

We need the expressive arts, the ancient scribes, the storytellers, the priests.

I remember having 100 views on a video and being like, "I don't have a hundred friends." So that was a moment.

When in trouble, take a bath and wash your hair.