I was a terrible Sugar Babies addict, so I had more cavities than the surface of the moon.

College football is LSU's Tiger Stadium at night.

Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front of the whole school, take your lunch money and slap you around.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

Exactly how intricate a sport is jogging? You were two years old. You ran after the cat. You pretty much had it mastered

A man is more than his failings.

Never let anyone tell you sports doesn't matter. Never let them tell you it's all about the wins, the losses and the stats. Sports is so much more than that.

I write the story that nobody reads. Someday, I'm going to write it in German to see if anyone notices.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

There's never been a finer man in American sports than John Wooden, or a finer coach.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

A task is only difficulty, when we not find the best strategy to get it done.

A photograph is a click away. A good photograph is a hundred clicks away and a better one, a thousand clicks away

The feeling of inferiority rules the mental life and can be clearly recognized as the sense of incompleteness and unfulfillment and in the uninterrupted struggle both of individuals and of humanity.

Remember me with smiles and laughter, for that is how I will remember you all. If you can only remember me with tears, then don't remember me at all.

Everywhere I've been working, I always had in mind the final destination of the clothes, which is the consumer.

Humor heals the heckler.

China recognizes and also respects the universality of human rights. We will continue our efforts to promote democracy and the rule of law.

I can resist you or flee from you or try my hardest not to respond to you, but it makes no difference. You fall in love with me, and I with you". Daniel to Luce Page 352

What I really like to learn how to do is to build sentences that are equal to mental states.

It was a country . . . that he and his people had known how to use and abuse, but not how to preserve.