I was a terrible dancer. I dance like an Englishman.

The very essence of playfulness is an openness to anything that may happen, the feeling that whatever happens, it's okay... you're either free to play, or you're not.

What have the Romans ever done for us?

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.

Creativity is not a talent. It is a way of operating.

Come to me. I want to plow you like a Calgary driveway at Christmas.

A wonderful thing about true laughter is that it just destroys any kind of system of dividing people.

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Creativity is not the possession of some special talent. It’s about the willingness to play.

When you're being stalked by an angry mob with raspberries, the first thing to do is to release a tiger.

A man making decisions on another man’s life should have already made up his mind about his own.

My mind is my laboratory.

Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

Why do people care what I'm wearing or what I'm eating, and why are people looking down on me because I'm not wearing high heels? That's the downside to being in the public eye.

We think very few people sensible, except those who are of our opinion.

Conceptual integrity is the most important consideration in system design.

It is because the human experience is universal that human rights are universal.

My views on birth control are somewhat distorted by the fact that I was seventh of nine children.

I think we're going to have a nominee, whoever it is, and we'll have support for the nominee.

If time has no beginning and no end, everything is happening, will happen, has happened, at the same moment. All eternity in a single moment.