I was a weekend drinker...I'd start on Saturday, end on Friday...thought I was controlling it...but I don't drink any more.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

The good times are killing me

Whenever the conviction of God’s Spirit comes there is the softening of the whole nature to obey

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

Literary Party: A traffic jam of the lost waiting for the ferry across the Styx.

It's a shame that physical beauty often has such a negative effect on its occupant.

No matter where you are in the world the moon is never bigger than your thumb.

Knowledge often spoils devotion.

Wisdom is a solid and entire building, of which every piece keeps its place and bears its mark.

I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.

I was the biggest, most hopeless and most violent drunk in baseball.