I was about one drink away from my limit, In came a black dress with a black body in it, She looked so timid, it took me a minute To get her in focus

The world is full of bullshitters, Liars, and triers and quitters, Coulda-beens, wannabe's, thought-I-was, isn't-I-is's... And everybody in your business.

I'd rather stimulate your mind than emulate your purpose

The second somebody dies somebody else is born People are celebrating while other people morn Home may be home to you but to me it's foreign Even the matador don't pull the bull by the horns

Until I'm over the hill and over the hump; I'm gonna let my music bump and give the people what they want.

You're a trivial part in a trivia game. Now what's your aim? A presidential campaign? Like Ross Perot? He lost it though... But he got a billion in tha bank fo' sho'!

Wolf, not dog. You were bitten by a Lycan, not Lassie.

Repression is dangerous. It makes anvils of memories and drops them from impossible heights when you least expect it.

By acquiescing in an act that causes such suffering to a living creature, who among us is not diminished?

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet.

Although we take it for granted, sanitation is a physical measure that has probably done more to increase human life span than any kind of drug or surgery.

I'm a very anti-vacation person. Because I'm always getting on planes for work, to me, a vacation is when I don't have to get on a plane.

I don't know of a way to have a generous church without a generous pastor.

Truly different behaviors require truly distinct situations.

Our bad luck is that our writing is linear, while we think circularly.