I was accepted by cool people because the cheerleaders thought I was cute. The jocks knew the jock-girls thought I was cute. I just chose not to hang around with them.

dreaming of the person you want to be is wasting the person you already are.

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.

I hate myself, and I want to die

Wanting to be someone else is a waste of who you are

The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.

If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.

Just because it's all you want, doesn't mean it's all you need.

The worst crime is faking it.

My heart is broke, but I have some glue, help me inhale and mend it with you.

If you're walking down the street in L.A., people do sort of look at you like you're a hooker because it's so rare to see someone just walking.

I can draw and write, and you'd be foolish not to hire me.

All unhappiness is caused by our trying to be limited, to be an ego. The more we are our Self, the happier we are. We will never be completely happy until we are completely being our Self.

In the past, if I didn't work, I didn't eat but now I feel I can not work and I won't starve.

I think baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life.

We're Tuesday people.

The leader's role is to make sure that strategy is kept super simple.

The new morality does not consist in saving but in expanding consumption.

We secure our friends not by accepting favours but by doing them.

When you are on the dancefloor, there is nothing to do but dance.