I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I seek to take my audience on an emotional roller-coaster ride, a journey of laughter and tears and every sentiment in between.

It is very seldom that the same man knows much of science and about the things that were known before science came.

For the sake of our interests, as well as of our honour and dignity, we were obliged to see that we won for our international policy the same independence that we had secured for our European policy.

I'd just much rather see an ugly person take the trash out than see somebody really pretty taking the trash out.

I don't often reread my own books, unless I am going into another in the series and need to refresh my mood when originating the concept

History: gossip well told.

Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.

Humanity, morality, decency, might be forgotten, but codfish must still be had for the use of the faithful in Lent and on fast days.

The success my children have had has helped me immensely. Ive showed them a certain respect for this career.

People were so hockey-oriented, hockey-minded, without being too critical. In Montreal, they got downright nasty sometimes.