I was always Armie. There couldn't be a 90-year-old Armand and a 9-day-old one. And I heard enough jokes about baking soda.

My very first kiss happened when I was 6, underneath some desks during 'nap time', but my first real kiss happened when I was 15 in the parking lot at a Mexican food restaurant.

You have to emote much more to get what you're trying to get across to come through a quarter inch of latex that's superglued to your face.

I don't think I should tell you what to do, nor should the government. As long as you enjoy your own personal liberties and don't infringe on the liberties of others, I don't care.

I feel fortunate. I've really gotten to work with amazing talented people, and to learn from them, which is why I'm doing this. If I can work with the best director I'm going to do it.

As a fluke, my great-grandfather hit one of the largest oil reserves in California.

I think a primal role of a man in a relationship is to protect his woman.

I have to wear six pairs of speedos when I run.

I'm half Jewish, but no one believes me because my looks lean a little WASP-y... It's sometimes hard for me to get the roles I'm drawn to.

There were two auditions for The Social Network, one with Aaron Sorkin and one with David Fincher. I was a nervous wreck. I was like, Okay, how do I hold the paper without my hands making it shake?

I never grew up reading or fantasizing about fairy tales. I was always too busy, like, outside being a kid.

I threw his framed picture off my balcony just to hear my heart break.

I'm not dismissing prostitutes, but a lot has changed. This so-called gentrification, it can never be stopped.

I'm not sure you can count as history, was Keith Richards's "Life," which he so modestly titled it. I did find it a fascinating book. Keith's a pretty honest fellow.

I will never put anybody before my family because your family is your family.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

The two Great Unknowns, the two Illustrious Conjecturabilities! They are the best known unknown persons that have ever drawn breath upon the planet.

As a woman, I know that if I write about another woman, it will be perceived as a catfight.

Its not where your dreams take you, its where you take your dreams.

There's hope at the bottom of the biggest waterfall." ~pg 426

Pupils may learn many things when a teacher is not in fact teaching.