I was always a 'grass is greener' kind of guy.

You have to do well on third downs.

The worst thing in the world is to feel like people turn on the TV and say, oh god, it's that guy again. I'm trying to avoid that.

I think by its very nature, it's redundant, you know, being the play-by-play guy on television.

Five years ago, I wasn't getting questions [about blogs and the internet] from the TV/radio critic of the New York Times.

And Johnny Manziel is only in a snickers commercial.

If you're the play-by-play announcer, I think it's your job to be better than just saying what's on people's TV screen.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Every time you see kid and hear kid, you think, man, I have to not sound like a kid.

You know what you gotta do cowboy?

We all fell in love with the young Macaulay Culkin, back in the day

But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.Drop dead.Aw, you say the most romantic things.

I am ashamed to think how easily we capitulate to badges and names, to large societies and dead institutions.

There is no virtue so truly great and godlike as justice.

When the people become involved in their government, government becomes more accountable, and our society is stronger, more compassionate, and better prepared for the challenges of the future.

Keeping kids safe is sometimes a delusion. The world is a perilous place. Sometimes the kitchen is a perilous place.

The best way to find out if a man has done something is to advise him to do it. He will not be able to resist boasting that he has done it without being advised.

Take whatever position you want, but do take a position, because once you do, ample money awaits you on either side.

I feel guilty for being a member of the human race.

I don't really produce so-called commercial pop music so I haven't changed so much. I've been on the one path always.

I don't believe you can find any evidence of the fact that I have changed government policy solely because of a contribution.