I was always an independent, even when I had partners.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Girls Understand Girls, But they don't like each other.

The beginning is easy what happens next is much harder.

There is always a secret irritation about a laugh in which we cannot join

There is no defense against a perfect pass. I can throw the perfect pass.

...it seemed appropriate that I should develop some kind of illness. This is a good idea when you are at a loose end because everything, up to and including herpes, is better than being bored.

I hate if a man says anything laddy. 'You're sexy' or whatever. I just want someone to be friendly and a little bit flirty.

Where the state begins, individual liberty ceases, and vice versa.

The love of God is not generic. God looks with love upon every man and woman, calling them by name.

I do not wish to remove from my present prison to a prison a little larger. I wish to break all prisons.

I like eating pepperoni. I heat it up in the microwave and then I let it roast and then I eat it with cheese.