I was always annoyed by too much explaining.

I have a very strict gun control policy: if there's a gun around, I want to be in control of it.

One day we will look back and realize that the Barack Obama Presidency was the biggest fraud ever perpetrated on the American people.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids.

A lot of people are realizing they had the wool pulled over their eyes by Obama.

Crimes against children are the most heinous crime. That, for me, would be a reason for capital punishment because children are innocent and need the guidance of an adult society.

Improvise, Adapt and Overcome!

We are like boxers, one never knows how much longer one has

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

Sometimes God’s way of answering prayer is not by removing the pressure, but by increasing your strength to bear it.

Chance likes to ride in back, standing up at red lights and pounding on the roof in (what he insists is) Morse code. We won't mention that to Dad.

Memories, priceless. Well not really priceless, but there you go!

What an absurd amount of energy I have been wasting all my life trying to find out how things 'really are', when all the time they weren't.

Don't slip into the traps, and don't forget about your 'hood, the kids in the 'hood. Remember, you're disposable, so take advantage while you can.

This was the first time in my life that so many things would never happen again.

Any good writer is going to be well-received and is going to not be well-received; that's how you know you're a great writer.

This relationship will help guarantee that, for generations to come, people of all nations will understand my beliefs and my purpose

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

Getting into music has changed my personality and way of doing things. I'm far more open now.