I was always pretty good at adapting to my situations. My act was never that inside, where it was like, "Okay, they're either going to get this or they're not."

The key to comedy is commitment - if you're afraid, you shouldn't be a comedian.

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to follow that road. I don't know what the future holds, but whatever I do, I'll commit.

It's hard to give someone advice when you're an institution. I don't really put a lot of pressure on it - I'm just open to doing stuff that's challenging.

I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I always sell a pilot or an idea. I like to be in control.

Blake gave Selena a nudge "Remember what I taught you, itsy-bitsy-babe

Tolerance isn't about not having beliefs. It's about how your beliefs lead you to treat people who disagree with you.

The fishermen know that the sea is dangerous and the storm terrible but they have never found these dangers sufficient reason for remaining ashore.

We had great faith that with patience, understanding, and education, that my family and I could be helpful in changing their minds and attitudes around.

You just have to speak up. You just have to say, 'I would like to do this, ' and it's amazing what people who listen can do for you.

You don't get it? He poisonded me! He poisonded me, and you're next. I'm going to die. We're all going to die." -Seth

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

... it takes several years of serious fishing before a man learns enough to go through a whole season with an unblemished record of physical and spiritual anguish.

Tell me what time you spend alone with God... and I'll tell you how spiritual you are.

Okay... That's still blind-making.