I was always the guy - out of insecurities, I was always making fun, even as a kid.

Italians are fantastic people, really. They can work you over in an alley while singing an opera.

No matter where you go in this world, you will always find a Jew sitting in the beach chair next to you.

I think if I took therapy, the doctor would quit. He'd just pick up the couch and walk out of the room.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

When you stand alone and sell yourself, you can't please everyone. But when you're different, you can last.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Yeah, I make fun of blacks, and why not? I'm not a black.

I used to play golf. I wanted to be a better player, but after a while I realized I'd always stink. And that's when I really started to enjoy the game.

Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

Tenacity is essential for accomplishment in anything you do. Without drive, determination and a strong-willed attitude, one's level of success at many endeavors will be limited in scope.

May our lives be transformed by the power of the Holy Scriptures.

We have a very long legal system with the European Union, and we're English speaking.

Don't be just another guy going down the street and going nowhere.

My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

The thing about relationships is, when you are in the middle of one, they consume your focus.

There are many things that happen every day that we could murmur about if we let ourselves go there. But they really aren't worth the effort it takes to get upset and gripe about it.

You can't have a conscience in the pimp game.

There is not enough high intellect to be catered to and when most people think of Hiphop they think of low intellect.