I was always thinking the funny things but was always quiet and scared to be made fun of.

No one's too big for a compliment. A lot of times, people think with celebrities, 'Oh, she knows she's great in that!' Meryl Streep still likes a compliment. I guarantee you, it touches her heart.

I think girls in general need to be more complimentary... It just makes people feel better.

You're not too good for the sleep mask-neck pillow combo! You're not too cool for it!

I throw out compliments to strangers all the time, because I would like it back at me, and do unto others.

I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade.

When you use sleep mask, no one's gonna recognize you. You're gonna look like an idiot, but it's so worth it.

I like guys with a sense of humor who smile a lot and are kind.

As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.

All my relatives and friends have been pretty aware of my brand of humor for a while, so none of them have been shocked.

I don't know what that is because to me, Feb. 14 is Rob Thomas' birthday, and that's only what I acknowledge it as. I just like to celebrate that as Rob Thomas' birthday.

Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

We have the ability to stand up faster than we fall.

Living for the Self [the Soul] is merit karma (you bind merit karma) and living for the worldly life is nothing but demerit karma (you bind demerit karma).

I'll borrow of imagination what reality will not give me.

Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody's.

... However, there is another method, other than revolution, which is that of natural evolution, or rather the intellectual method with all its modes of education and up-bringing.

I don't do well with modern films, to be honest. Opening credits, and I'm just gone.

I did enjoy cooking, I still do really enjoy cooking - I make a nice salmon dish, and Im a huge meat freak, so I love to bang a few steaks on the grill or pasta. Anything Italian, really.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.