I was asked to come to Chicago because Chicago is one of our 52 states.

There aren't any hard women, only soft men.

We all have a childhood dream that when there is love, everything goes like silk, but the reality is that marriage requires a lot of compromise.

You know what's the sexiest thing of all? A little mystery.

My name is Raquel Welch. I am here for visual effects, and I have two of them.

Change excites me. I am fifty years old. It's when the mind catches up with the body.

I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love.

Just as you maintain your home, your car, your garden, you should look after your greatest gift: your body.

the brain, the mind, and all the things that happen inside it, it's a very erogenous zone.

You can't fake listening. It shows.

The mind can also be an erogenous zone.

The Maker offers us creation itself as proof of his greatness.

God help me, he thought. God help all us poor wretches who could create and find we must lose our hearts for it because we cannot afford to spend our time at it. (“Mad House”)

The person who floated the axe with a stick is in charge of my affairs, so marvel not.

April comes like an idiot, babbling and strewing flowers.

The art of cookery is the art of poisoning mankind, by rendering the appetite still importunate, when the wants of nature are supplied.

The layout of textbooks, I think, has been done with an assumption that students don't read.

Being six feet off the ground does give one a sense of superiority.

It's time we stopped worrying about losing our looks and started celebrating the gifts of age: I feel yummier than ever.

It is the normal state of the human heart to try to build its identity around something besides God.

I was just getting tired of the image bullshit...that man of mystery trip and what have you. What's that all about?