I was at Yankee Stadium one time at 5 a.m., but that was to buy angel dust

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

Don't do drugs to be cool, do 'em because you hate yourself.

I've never been swimming, and that's because it's never been more than half an hour since I last ate.

I'm the type of guy where one thing leads to another and eventually it gets awful. If I put a $5 bet on a roulette table tonight at 10 o'clock, by tomorrow at noon I would be running guns to Cuba.

At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota

Hugs are great, but - better than drugs? Come on. Let me put it to you this way: I never drove to Harlem at 4 a.m. to get somebody to hug me.

Well I have a drug history and a public drinking problem and I am not the healthiest guy. So they just ran that I died of a drug overdose.

You are a child of mine, Born of my own design, And you bear the hard of life.No matter where you go, Oh, you will always know, That you've been made free in Christ, And you are a child of mine!

Read and search for the answers you seek.

Hate is loud. Love, however, is so pleasantly felt it has no need to be heard.

The government is concerned about the population explosion and the population is concerned about the government explosion.

The only real failure in life is not to be true to the best one knows.

All wisdom does not reside in Delhi.

The head of dullness, unlike the tail of the torpedo, loses nothing of the benumbing and lethargizing influence by reiterated discharges.

We may stop lovin' to watch Bugs Bunny, but he can't take the place of my honey.

Can't India dream of exporting teachers of high calibre? Can't we instil the desire in children to become great teachers?

My father felt that children should make their own way.