I was bangin’ 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

The most important duty of a person is to love himself wholeheartedly.

A powerful idea communicates some of its strength to him who challenges it.

Obviously it's fun to let yourself go and eat a pint of Haagen Dazs, but being healthy feels the best. Sobriety and health is the greatest thing.

I'm old-fashioned, a storyteller. I'm not an analyst and I'm not an intellectual.

The average gardener probably knows little about what is going on in his or her garden.

That which hits the fan tends to get flung in all directions.

If people tell you that you should live your life preparing for the future, do not believe them. Real Life is found only in the present.

I've gotta say that there's very little that I miss about being a beast, if I'm being totally honest. It's just not a fun experience to go through.

I'm a fantasy guy. So I brought the fantasy element to the Riddick, David Twohy brought the sci-fi, and it came together.You see that in every aspect of the film.

Be not thy tongue thy own shame's orator.