I was born a jackdaw; why should I try to be an owl?

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance, were it not for making living, which is rather a nouciance.

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly.

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.

Behold the Zebra on the plains, And shudder at his mighty manes!

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn So many I loved were not yet dead, So many I love were not yet born.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.

She has failed. She wishes she didn't mind. Something, she thinks, is wrong with her.

The magic moment in life is when your soul just connects with another soul.

It's not the error in the book, it's the thought that counts.

Positive vocabulary is like good soil. By speaking and being positive we can enrich the lives of others.

Get the facts. Ask questions and listen intently to the answers before responding.

I am a person of faith: I am a person who will believe practically anything on no evidence at all.

When your self and your life belong to your being, your self opens, your life opens, your being comes in, and it will have everything. It is the single greatest turning point in your life.

Provide more service than what you get paid for

Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.