I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in and out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccerproof, motocycleproof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof I'm not willin' to try that.

You gotta stay 'fresh to death,' I call it. Fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan. Just stay fresh.

The Situation's style is like super obnoxiously aggressive.

I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Ronnie's new nickname is IFF. The I'm F*%ked Foundation. He's a client and the president!

I travel every single day, but I make it a point to hit the gym. I want to look good for the summer.

Being called Angelina is like one of the worst things you could ever be called.

I heart Jewish girls... oh my God.

To find beauty, look above the boundaries of conformity.

We have to believe that the thought we have is piecing together for us the thing we are thinking of and is actually carrying it closer and closer to us!

I'm very thankful to all my fans for their constant love and support. I am what I am because of their unconditional love.

I spend around one hour per day on physical exercise. Exercise is a must for every chess player. As the proverb says, 'A sound mind in a sound body'.

I tried to picture a female version of Jim and got Jim in a dress instead. The image was disturbing.

I work every day. I work all day. I've never had a holiday. It's all I really want to do. It's what I'm here for. . . . More and more, I'm just so grateful I was born an artist.

To leave Afghanistan as a playground for terrorists and adventurers was simply not possible anymore.

The idea of, 'The journey is the destination' is put into action by browsing in an indie record store. Besides, a human being is a much better guide than a 'More Like This' link on the internet.

For Zen students a weed is a treasure. With this attitude, whatever you do, life becomes an art.

Rock musicians are consistent in their disdain and irreverent treatment of Jesus Christ.