I was born and raised in the ghetto, on welfare, two minutes from homeless.

The nasty little apes that call themselves human beings can do nothing except run and hide.

One does not simply code without developing antisocial behavior and caffeine addiction.

A clear purpose will unite you as you move forward, values will guide your behavior, and goals will focus your energy.

In its report, the Cox Committee concludes that China is using stolen U.S. design information to speed up its deployment of a new nuclear missile force.

This is how I learn most of what I know about my children and their friends: by sitting in the driver's seat and keeping quiet.

There's plenty of room for everyone in the world. Enough money, riches, and beauty for all to share. God has made enought for everyone, so let us all begin then by sharing it fairly.

A man who worships in Spirit and Truth no longer honors the Creator because of His works, but praises Him because of Himself.

I owe the public a good performance, the best I can give. We really bust our chops on 'CHiPs' but when I go home and get a weekend off, I want to spend it quietly, with my lady.

My indulgences are Skittles and rum raisin ice cream.

The only thing you can do with your life is give it away. The best, happiest moments in your life are always when you're giving something away.