I was born in front of a camera and really don't know anything else

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Be afraid of nothing.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

the time is always right to do the right thing

Stagnation is death. With love, accept and welcome changes.

People do terrible things to each other, but it's worse in the places where everybody is kept in the dark.

There is nothing right and wrong until anyone defines it.

No one can be as calculatedly rude as the British which amazes Americans who do not understand studied insult and can only offer abuse as a substitute.

The real news has gotten more surreal and absurd, and my fake news, if you want to call it that, has gotten more plausible. And at some point, those two trend lines crossed.

I believe that if corporate America expects consumer confidence to be restored, they must first be honest with us.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to lose liberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

I am a sort of vampire, taking the blood of other people.