I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

What you conquer in your soul you conquer in your world.

Later she came to realise that under one reality there’s always another. And another one under that.

No one can deny the excitement of visiting another world.

Newt Gingrich's campaign is broke. All the money gone. So now he's charging $50 for a photo. And for $100 you can marry him.

I love parties. I love a good time.

I really like umbrellas. It's like, I have a roof! I carry it with me! Umbrellas always amuse me.

A short life is better for mankind, for a long life would deprive man of his optimism.

This sort of adoration of the real is but a heightening of the beau ideal.

Who you are is love. What love does is heal.