I was born on the night of Samhain, when the barrier between the worlds is whisper-thin and when magic, old magic, sings its heady and sweet song to anyone who cares to hear it.

I have spent my entire lifetime trying to figure out how to connect work and passion. When I finally figured it out, life became so much more beautiful!

She needed to get out of there. Her brains, thankfully, were still safely in her skull, but her emotions were splattered on the pavement.

I was beginning to see that Phineas could get away with anything. I couldn't help envying him that a little, which was perfectly normal. There was no harm in envying even your best friend a little

Be neither silly, nor cunning, but wise

Fools make news, and wise men carry it.

I only got into comedy to get laid

People's reputations are made in the bad times more than the good times.

Science is still only a candle glimmering in a great pitch-dark cavern.

I try to eat well, but I don't deny myself the foods I love. I just eat them in moderation.

Play the game for more than you can afford to lose... only then will you learn the game.