I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me.

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

I gave up drinking once -- it was the worst afternoon of my entire life.

(On Bette Davis) Even when I was carrying a gun, she scared the be-jesus out of me.

Ain’t nothing a man can’t do if he believes in himself.

What's at the end of a million dollars? Zero, zero, zero... nothing. A circle with a hole in it.

Rick: Here's looking at you, kid.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

A hot dog at the game beats roast beef at the Ritz.

All you owe the public is a good performance.

The only reason to make a million dollars in this business is to tell some fat producer to go to hell.

Love as if you are living just to love. Live as if your life depends on love.

I destroyed that doll, hoping the sacrifice would somehow reverse time and bring my father back. I was a mad scientist and an angry child.

The ages of greatest public spirit are not always eminent for private virtue.

To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity.

The Xbox 360 is the first console that I've ever worked with that actually has development tools that are better for games than what we've had on PC.

I'm an American and I want instant gratification.

Wildlife is decreasing in the jungles, but it is increasing in the towns.

The best we can say to God in prayer, is what He has said to us.

I am the worst judge of how a movie is going to do. I always have great and ambitious hopes, but none of them see the light of day.