I was born with a happy heart, and I try to keep a good attitude. It's not true that I'm happy all the time because nobody is, and we all go through our things.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Talk about turning lemons into lemonade!

During World War I, Germany had only 25 of its vaunted submarines sailing at any one time.

They like to take all this money from sin, build big universities to study in, sing Amazing Grace all the way to the Swiss banks.

Perseverance does not always mean sticking to the same thing forever. It means giving full concentration and effort to whatever you are doing right now.

Will is stronger than fact: it can mold and overcome fact.

There is no game like the direct attack. Fancy strokes, while effective to watch, do not bring the results a fast driving game does.

When the world is destroyed, it will be destroyed not by its madmen but by the sanity of its experts and the superior ignorance of its bureaucrats.

Property exists by grace of the law. It is not a fact, but a legal fiction.

I'm attacking the basket more. Because I'm more comfortable on the line, that's an area I want to get to.

France is a dog-hole, and it no more merits the tread of a man's foot.