I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

A winner smiles and a looser cries. The God looks at them and says, 'Sorry, guys!

Every man from his worth can build and increase his net worth.

Faith does not imply a closed, but an open mind. Quite the opposite of blindness, faith appreciates the vast spiritual realities that materialist overlook by getting trapped in the purely physical.

People often lose their names. Names fall into holes or get eaten by wild animals. Sometimes they’re carried away by the wind.

A woman protested saying, "Of course it was a righteous war. My son fell in it.".

Leaders who practice the Law of Victory believe that anything less than success is unacceptable. And they have no Plan B.

One day, the people that didn't believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.

Without [hatred] Michelle Malkin would just be a big mashed up bag of meat with lipstick on it.

I'm associated with gospel music in the minds of millions of people.