I was busier than a beaver in a coffee lake.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

...the mind can also be kind and does blot out those episodes of our existence that we can't erase in our consciousness.

It is not the soul that speaks its mind, but the mind that speaks its soul, that will be heard.

The engine of ancient society was religion but the engine of contemporary society, as I see it, is advertising.

I totally think we have a future on the planet. I just think that we have to get away from Western thinking, which is very much founded on dualisms.

To the receptive soul the river of life pauseth not, nor is diminished.

Joy is connection... The more areas in your life you can make connection, the better.

Duty is whatever opposes inclination.

You never do find out what makes you tick, and after a while it's unimportant.

I found that the loudest fans in the world are in Istanbul.

The only way to win the war is to move people's hearts and minds.