I was determined to share my positive approach and not let diabetes stand in the way of enjoying my life.

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Life is too short to wonder where you hid your waffle maker.

I am proof that the American dream still exists.

Change doesn’t happen overnight. It starts with the desire, then one small step in the right direction.

I am proud to be a Southerner. I think Southern hospitality is very... I don't think it's just a term. I think it really exists. You can come to Savannah, and the people are so sweet and so nice.

I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic.

Growing up, I had a very busy social life. It wasn't until I was a sophomore in high school that I asked Mama if I could come into the kitchen and have her teach me how to cook something.

I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies.

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.

A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.

Reading is a staple of life, like bread or water. Or chocolate.

Time is an illusion, timing is an art.

The particular human chain we're a part of is central to our individual identity.

Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.

I am the punishment of God. If you have not committed sins then God wouldn't have sent me.

Those that perished in Hitler's gas chambers were the last Jews to die without standing up to defend themselves.

Congress is a Mafia running a protection racket.. .

I am not the best goalkeeper in the world, it is Vladimir Beara.

Art to be art must soothe.

She can't possibly be me, though she moves when I move