I was doing what I thought I had to do. There was romance in the idea of being married. It was just the wrong reasons.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

don't look back, you are not going that way

Bending according to circumstances in not weakness, it's wisdom.

It hurts when you have to smile and you don't want to smile, but the best thing to do is to smile.

Tis all in vain to keep a constant pother About one vice and fall into another.

We must find out where the roots of terrorism lie.

I could never do a show, or be a personality like Howard Stern, where you take all that heat from critics. What he does, he does, but the critical heat would crucify me.

It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them — the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas.

The sun is the source of all energy on planet Earth and we cannot experiment with our only energy source.

I prioritise my time so what needs to be done, gets done.

Next to possessing genius one's self is the power of appreciating it in others.