I was educated once - it took me years to get over it.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Only a bet on the impossible makes sense. It is an act of faith and courage requiring an irrational leap over reason. A man wins simply by making such a bet.

Jealousy shows weakness and we must be strong to except ourselves for who we truly are.

The more laws and restrictions there are, The poorer people become....The more rules and regulations, The more thieves and robbers.

When life gives you lemons...add melted butter, toasted paprika and dip some lobster in it!

I don't like flowers, chocolate, cakes or diamonds either, I am definitely not a hard one to impress.

I support workplace clean air. But a federal ban on smoking would mean that you couldn't smoke in your own home. I don't care what people do in their home.

To see a priest making his meditation before Mass does more for an altar boy's vocation than a thousand pieces of inspirational literature.

My life is brillant, My love is pure.

People spend all their time focused on things they can't control. In truth, there are only two things you can control: your attitude and your work ethic.

Literature usually begets literature.