I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

The most lively thought is still inferior to the dullest sensation.

With some diseases, like type 2 diabetes, if people get alerted early they can take steps to avert getting sick.

Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone.

Oh teacher, I need you like a little child, you got something in you to drive a school boy wild.

The full and joyful acceptance of the worst in oneself may be the only sure way of transforming it.

We're going to have to change our traditions, our history.

The world that we perceive is a reflection of our own states of mind and reveals our own level of consciousness.

How could any of us truly appreciate our lives if we had nothing else to compare them to?

You can't do your work worrying about what people will think of it - you kind of just have to do your work.

The technology of synthetic biology is currently accelerating at four times the rate of Moore's Law. It's been doing that since 2005, and it's likely to continue.