I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.

When life gives you lemons don't make lemonade, make pink lemonade. Be unique.

I noticed recently, in the last few shows I did, that I'm starting to get people - not a large group, but quite a few people - who come to see me because they love Curb Your Enthusiasm.

If you feel like there's something out there that you're supposed to be doing, if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.

I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.

Don't bother me while I'm eating, or when I'm coming out of the crackhouse or something. Just let me get going.

And then also I think it's harder for women because comedy is so opposite of being ladylike.

Some government workers are dedicated and work hard, but most of them are just waiting to retire.

If you're passionate about your work, it makes the people around you want to be involved too.

I don't like the saying keep your friends close and enemies closer. I want my enemy on a different planet.

I don’t understand why people really get upset about something that doesn’t affect them at all.

A house is a compressed territory where our basic needs can be fulfilled close by and safely.

He had not even the self-complacency that enables stupid people to accept their mediocrity with unction

Will Power is The Key AndDriver of Your Life Journey

I've wrestled Kyle O'Reilly all over the world. I know how good he is, our fans know how good he is. A lot of people feel he is the next guy in line to be world champion.

Now everybody has to work together. They are the fourth estate. Incredibly powerful.

Poverty has many roots, but the tap root is ignorance.

I truly believe I have the most wonderful fans in the world.

The joy of painting lies precisely in the challenge of memory and the challenge of translation from the lived experience to the two-dimensional or three-dimensional symbol.

We must learn from history, there is no military solution for the Kashmir issue...we have to understand this reality.

Appetite, a universal wolf.