I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead.

You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-

I shot that sucker right in the gumpy." Grandma Mazur

The 'Barnaby' books were always intended to be graphic novels.

I'm done with men. I have a hamster. That's all I need.

When I was six years old I sprinkled sugar on my head, convinced myself it was pixie dust, wished myself invisible, and walked into the boys' bathroom at school.

My Spanish is limited to burrito and taco.

Calories don’t count if they’re connected to a celebration. Everyone knows this.

-You're gloating, Max. It's not flattering. Somebody needs to teach you a little humility.- -A good woman could do that.- -She'd have to be armed and dangerous.-

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

Only men you can count on these days are Ben and Jerry.

Learn of the little nautilus to sail, Spread the thin oar, and catch the driving gale.

You can't criticize people for wanting to have a decent life or wanting to live decently.

In South Africa, success never presented the problems that it presents in New York. In New York, if you happen to be the flavor of the month, a lot of nonsense comes with it into your life.

Dancing is like making love. It has to be a harmony; it has to be about two bodies. When one is like, "I am the good one," it doesn't work.

Life can be pleasant or miserable. To lead a fruitful life, and to make it positive, practice analytical meditation.

But the courts have dismissed the lawsuits against me and Lee Brown.

In reality, our mind is the creator of all the things we experience.

I'm a very proud person.

As I said before, stones to me is meant things that hurt people, things that cause pain and thats what this song is about.

What is conserved in the ground? Stone, bronze, ivory, bone, sometimes pottery. Never wood objects, no fabric or skins. That completely skews our notions about primitive man.